This is a story about an alien girl that writes down the

"strange" things that her boyfriend does in her diary.

These usually involve her boyfriend doing everyday tasks

that are normal for us but are really weird for most aliens.

For whatever reason, humans like to spray themselves with weird (toxic?) gas.

I asked Trenton what it was and he told me it was called "Deodorant".

It's supposed to help you smell better, but all it does is make my eyes burn...